A World Where Dirty Jokes Don't Exist Anime
The History of the World in Dumb Jokes
Were you bored silly in civics class? Then you'll love laughing at Socrates, Lincoln, Caesar, and more.
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Jurassic Period: Dinosaurs
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the pee is silent.
These corny jokes will have you laughing all day.
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1323 BC: King Tutankhamen Dies
Q: Why was King Tut so irresistible?
A: It was his pharaohmones.
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Circa 469 BC: The Birth of Western Philosophy
Q: Who was Socrates's worst student?
A: Mediocrities.
Q: Who was his busiest student?
A: The one with a lot on his Plato.
221 BC: China Begins Construction On an Enormous Fortification
Q: Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing?
A: To see the Great Firewall.
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27 BC to AD 476: The Roman Empire
Q: What did Caesar say when his friend asked how many oranges he'd had?
A: "Et two, Brute."
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5th Century to 15th Century: The Middle Ages
Q: Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference.
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6th Century: First Great Mayan City Reaches Its Peak
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"A Mayan."
"A Mayan who?"
"A Mayan the way?"
Circa 1275: Europe Meets Asia
Q: Which explorer was the best at hide-and-seek?
A: Marco Polo.
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1492: Christopher Columbus Comes to America
Q: What vegetable did Columbus not want on his ship?
A: A leek.
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1509: A New Tudor King Is Crowned
Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/8th.
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1620: The Mayflower Arrives at Plymouth Harbor
Q: What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims?
A: They look nice. Maybe they'll have us over for dinner.
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1687: Sir Isaac Newton Publishes His Landmark Book on Physics
Q: What did Newton's doctor tell him when the apple fell on his head?
A: "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."
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1775: The American Revolution
Q: Who yelled, "Coming are British the"?
A: Paul Reverse.
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1789: George Washington Elected President
Q: Why do cherry trees smell?
A: Because George Washington cut one.
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1789: The French Revolution
Q: What happens when a guillotine operator is fired?
A: He gets no severance pay.
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1848: The Communist Manifesto Is Published
Q: Why did the Communist fail at school?
A: He got bad Marx.
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1861: The War Between the States
Q: Civil War jokes?
A: I General Lee don't find them funny.
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1903: First Airplane Flight
Q: Why did Wilbur and Orville invent the airplane?
A: Because if someone else had been first, it wouldn't have been Wright.
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1912: The Titanic Sinks
Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
A: Halfway.
1914: World War I
Q: What did the German kaiser roll say to the French baguette?
A: Gluten Tag.
1920: Prohibition
"It's true, alcohol kills people. But how many are born because of it ?"
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1929: The Stock Market Collapses
Q: How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to sell it before it crashes.
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1961: The Bay of Pigs Invasion
Q: How did Fidel Castro find out about the Bay of Pigs?
A: Someone squealed.
1969: Americans Land on the Moon
The Soviets responded by announcing they would be sending a man to the sun. American engineers objected. "If you send a man to the sun, he will burn up!" The Soviets replied, "What do you think we are, stupid? We'll send him at night!"
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1972: Watergate
Q: Did you hear about the new Watergate watch?
A: Both hands always point to Nixon.
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2015: Queen Elizabeth II Becomes Britain's Longest-Serving Monarch
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
For more laughs, read these short jokes that anyone can remember.
Originally Published: April 20, 2018
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A World Where Dirty Jokes Don't Exist Anime
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